I always have some kind of small injury, I love to cook but have no real knife skills.  I'm impatient and I guess a little obsessive compulsive when it comes to doing things the most efficient way.  I'm not a bumbling moron but I do lack grace, or finesse, something like that.  I fell on the ice last night on the way home from work.  I gashed my knuckle opening the door to the manager's apartment building, but we live in an apartment building!  I'm cooking food, I don't care!!  I replanted six baby cacti today.  I didn't know I would have to do this when I bought them, tiny little things in tiny little thimble pots.  But then they started to look to be on their way out so I googled it.  Like goldfish, they will only grow as big as their container.  My fingers are tingling as I type this.  How do you replant a cactus?  Like a child tossing around as you try and change their diaper.  I've never actually done that - changed a diaper.  I dreamt about it once.